New Girl

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Nick: Hey, do you think Jess would be mad if I got a turtle and named it Jess — even though I had that name picked out before she moved in?
Schmidt: A turtle?
Nick: Thinkin' man's best friend, Schmidt-y.
Schmidt: In our home? Over my turtle disease-ridden dead body.


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New Girl Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

That wasn't a cookie, damn it! That was a piece of his heart.

Winston

It's your birthday, and you won't even eat cake!

Jess