Sean: Hey, Elliot! How you--how you doing?
Elliot: You look great! Except, the buzz-cut has kind of tapped into this recurring dream I have where my dad makes me marry this army colonel named Johnny Case who, as it turns out, already has a wife in the Philippines. Anyways, she and I become friends, but then she smothers him with her thighs and then frames me for it.
Sean: Well, yeah, I'm-I'm doing about the same, too.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1: "My Own American Girl"
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