Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Prime_large
Parks-and-recreation

Tom: Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?
Bill: Yes.
Tom: I'm Tom Haverford. I'm going to be running point on this, Bill.

Like Us On Facebook

Unrated

Want more Parks and Recreation?

Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!

Show:
Episode:
Character:
Related Quotes:
Parks & Rec Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes, Tom Haverford Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.

Andy

Ron: To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmare-ish hellscape. However to Leslie Knope-
Leslie: Oh how fun!
April: Yay.

x Close Ad