Grampa: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.
Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
Grampa: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.

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Moe: That ain't a massage chair, it's just full of cockroaches.

Lisa: You're a heartless jerk!
Moe: Where did that come from? Oh, right, my actions.