I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight day...

Homer: (chuckling) I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.
Homer: In theory, yes. Jerk.


Rating: 3.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Show Comments
Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 16: "Homer Loves Flanders"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
Homer Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes

Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned? Your family needs you too.
Homer: Oh, of course you'd say something like that, Marge. You've hated Ned for years! In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe.
Marge: That was you!
Homer: Love, Marge. Don't hate... love.

Lisa: Dad and Ned Flanders friends? Hah! What's next? A's on Bart's report card?
(She, Marge and Bart laugh together)
Bart: (Stops laughing) Hey!

  1. Quotes
  2. I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight day...