I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight day...
Homer: (chuckling) I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.
Homer: In theory, yes. Jerk.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 16: "Homer Loves Flanders"
- Homer Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger