Andy [about Mark]: I don't get it. What does he have that I don't have?
Ann: Are you serious?
Andy: Yeah.
Ann: Everything. He has literally everything you don't have. A job, a car, a steady income, an address, a second pair of shoes, table manners, the ability to say tampon without giggling.

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Leslie: Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back.

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Leslie: I needed all 11 discs of Gossip Girl at the same time.