Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.


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What if we have to stay over night, and there aren't enough rooms, and we have to share a room, and I forgot to bring a shirt to sleep in, and the stores are all closed...

Jonathan [to Jack]

Hey, will you ask Congress where they put the USA Network. I've been trying to find Monk for like three months.

Liz [to Jack]
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