I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you...
Michael: I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you. That is why I have asked you to go around and tell me you names. I have an amazing mnemonic device, by which I have memorized all of your names. Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman. I have taken a unique part of who you are, and I have used that to memorize your name. Baldy, your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny, it is reflective like a mirror. "M" your name is Mark.
Michael: Got it. It works.
Karen: Uh, it's very insulting.
Michael: But it works.
- The Office
- The Office Season 5 Episode 14: "Lecture Circuit (Part 1)"
- Michael Scott
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