Jerry: Who's gonna be O'Brien? George: I'll be O'Brien. Jerry: Who am I? George: You're you. Jerry: Just me? George: Yeah. Jerry: Okay. George: You don't wanna be you? Jerry: Well, if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be somebody? George: Like who? Jerry: Dylan Murphy. George: Okay. Jerry: What, now you wanna be Dylan Murphy? George: Well, I like Dylan. Jerry: You could be Colin. George: Okay, Colin O'Brien. Jerry: I'm Dylan Murphy. George: I'm Colin O'Brien.
Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it. All right, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you. How's this - I'm never telling you. I don't care. No. Fine. Never!