He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!

Michael

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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

George: I am speechless. Speechless! I have no speech.
*later*
Elaine: I am speechless! I am without speech.

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!

Jerry