Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots. Think about it Smithers, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: Umm...if you did it, sir?
Veterinarian: This is the part of the job I hate the most. (Tosses hampster into trashcan with mini-basketball hoop) Homer: Hey, you did the best you could. Veterinarian: I love animals. I spend my life saving them and they can't thank me. Well, the parrots can. Let's see what's wrong with this one.