I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? N...

I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.

Andy

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Character:
Andy Bernard
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 7: "The Merger"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.

Michael

Dwight: What was your mile time?
Toby: About seven.
Dwight: I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby: Well, that has wheels.
Dwight: Yeah, well, my feet don't. And I could still crush that time.

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