It's no use. I wanna cry but I'm just too macho. I'll make you...

Fry: It's no use. I wanna cry but I'm just too macho.
Bender: I'll make you cry, buddy! You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything.
Fry: What do you mean? I was Emperor of a whole planet.
Bender: Good point. But here's a disturbing reminder; everyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.
Fry: These things happen.
Bender: Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
Fry: Phew! That's a load off my mind.


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Characters:
Philip J. Fry, Bender
Episode:
Futurama Season 1 Episode 7: "My Three Suns"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Bender: Oh, I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead.
Fry: All Leela ever wanted to do was help me, but I was too proud and stupid to accept it. I wish I had died instead of her.
Leela: What are you talking about?
Fry: You're alive!
Leela: Of course I'm alive.
Bender: I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving.

Telephone voice: Collect call from-
Bender: I'm not giving my name to a machine!
Leela: I'll accept.

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