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Californication

Life is too short to dance with fat girls.

Hank Moody

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Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou

She's the kind of girl a guy meets when he's too young and he fucks up because there's too much looting left to do.

Tyler
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