Listen, Doc, if you wanna score you gotta fake like you're in lo...

Fry: Listen, Doc, if you wanna score you gotta fake like you're in love. Just look her in the eye, start crying and say "I've never been so happy."
Leela: If a guy ever did that to me I'd know it. Wait a second. They've all been doing that to me. Even Sean!


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Philip J. Fry, Leela
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 9: "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Well it was nice of you to let me reattach your arm, Fry, especially after I made a complete eel out of myself.

Zoidberg

Fry: No biggie.
Zoidberg: Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before: Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you.

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