Nice helmet! Actually it is not a helmet, it is a 'hairmet'. Y...

Dr. Cox: Nice helmet!
J.D.: Actually it is not a helmet, it is a 'hairmet'. You see, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hair due.
Dr. Cox: I'm going to write you a prescription for two testicles. You get it filled whenever.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 22: "My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Barbie, are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr Pepper is a doctor?

Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: How about we just agree that we're never gonna be that close?
Elliot: We could, except for one thing. I know we have our issues, but I've always respected you, and you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here.
Dr. Cox: ...I didn't go into that bathroom to take a leak. I went in there because I was petrified that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs. Goldstein. And I didn't want anybody to know, because it is so very important to me that people see me the way they used to. Bulletproof. And hopefully admitting this to you will make you feel respected.

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