J.D.'s Narration: No one knew her last name, no one even remembered seeing her. I started to wonder if Danni was even real. I guess that's the thing about life. You don't really-
Danni: Hey, J.D.
J.D.: Excuse me!
J.D.'s Narration: -You don't really get many second chances.
J.D.: Oh! Danni! Hi! I'm sorry, sometimes I have this inner monologue running through my head.
Danni: Oh.
Danni's Narration: Weirdo!
Danni: I'm having dinner with my sister tonight, but I swear I'm leaving after that.
J.D.: Don't. Stay here with me, we'll get that cup of coffee.
Danni: I'm not gonna stick around for one cup of coffee.
J.D.: Okay, two cups... and some pie.
J.D.'s Narration: Finally, I found a girl with no complications.
Jordan: Oh, I see you've met my sister!
J.D.'s Narration: Oh, come on!


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6: "My Advice to You"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Carla(translated): So when I was a senior in high school, you heard me talking to my friends in English about going on the pill?
Marco(translated): No, I just learned English a few years ago.
Carla(translated): Well, good, because I wasn't on the pill, and I'm not now. I've never had sex. I hope it's fun.

Carla: And Turk, you don't mind if every now and then Marco and I speak Spanish to each other, right?
Turk: Baby, fo'shizzle-dizzle. Do your thizzle, 'cause I'm up out this pizzle. Chach! See, we got our own secret language, too. Eh-ha!
Marco(translated): What did he say?
Carla(translated): I have no idea.
Marco(translated): Jackass!