Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine! E...

Bender: Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine!
Leela: Exactly! He was a machine designed to hit blerns! I mean, come on, Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.
Bender: Oh, and I suppose Pitchomat 5000 was just a modified howitzer?
Leela: Yep.


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Leela, Bender
Episode:
Futurama Season 1 Episode 5: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Fry: Stop! Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you!
Leela: He'll do it. He's crazy!
Yellow Elder: Can they really breathe fire or did we make that up?
Blue Elder: Gee, I can't remember anymore. It might just be from that stupid movie.
Orange Elder: Was that the original or the re-make?

Bender: You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right?
Leela: Of course.
Fry: But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.

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