Elliot: Oh, you seem real crushed! I mean, you jumped into bed with Danni so quick you didn't have time to change the sheets!
J.D.: You know I only have one set.
Elliot: Look, J.D., can I ask you a favor?
J.D.: Could I ask you one?
Elliot: Sure, anything. What is it?
J.D.'s Narration: Damn, I don't have one.