Okay, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing ...

Janice: Okay, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet, or you're pretending to be seeing somebody, which is so pathetic I could just start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So which of these two guys do you wanna be?
Chandler: (Pointing to another shopper) Could I be that guy?


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Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 3 Episode 4: "The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel"
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Friends
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Friends Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Chandler: So I catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Monica: That is never good.
Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.
Monica: You didn't beg, did you?
Chandler: I said please.
Monica: Well, was it please with one E in the middle of it or lots of E's?
Chandler: Oh, dear lord, I begged.

Ross: (Imitating Joey's infomercial) Are you intrigued?
Chandler: You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!

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