One night only, at the Springfield Speedway, this Saturday! If you miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail, and if you're in jail, break out. Be there!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year-old who's brave and bold! When he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!

Announcer in Bart's dream

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

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