Plus, you know, charity events are like ground zero for single pussy.

Rick Springfield

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Californication Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Hank: I'm very tight with the dean. He will not be pleased when he hears about this.
Security Guard: You're friends with the dean?
Hank: I fucked his wife.

Charlie: Like your dream crush now, Marcy?
Marcy: It's like watching a figure skater fall.