Favorite 2 Broke Girls Quotes
You really think you can sleep with him without using his penis as a pillow?
Max
Caroline: I'm so sorry, this is silly. I know this must be hard for you.
Nicholas: Not anymore.
Max: I'd say the only mystery is who here gets laid the least.
Han: Hello.
Max: Cracked it, Watson!
Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.
Nicholas
Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.
I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.
Oleg
Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.
Caroline: I am such a bad judge of character.
Max: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.
Caroline: Max, we haven't been so busy since someone spray painted "free sex stuff" on the wall outside.
Max: And you said I'm not good at marketing
I’ve hit some very low points today, but I’m not about to pee through a paper penis in public.
Caroline
But we worked so hard, I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.
Caroline
Drunk Chick: Guys, I just threw up.
Caroline: And you're carrying it around like a baby chick?
