Favorite 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Caroline: Max, I'm sorry if I rained on your parade today. Well, peed on it.
Max: Don't worry about it. Everything that means something to me gets peed on
Max: I thought you wanted to keep your skirt wearing on the low-low.
Earl: That’s before I discovered the sensation of a cool breeze circling my bag and my pipe.
Caroline: Are the owner of this establishment?
Blarney Bill: I’m not even the owner of these pants!
You get the weed. I‘ll get the other weed.
Deke
Ain’t no party like a Caroline party ‘cause a Caroline party don’t start.
Max
Caroline: Can’t you go to Deke’s place without me, I’m too down in the dumps.
Max: Then what better place to be than in the dumpster?
Me in those pearls is like a monkey in baby clothes. Just plain wrong.
Max
Sir, if you say another bad word about her I’m going to whoosh-whoosh you off of that chair.
Max
Caroline: Max, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Max: Don’t get all wet, you’re still at the bottom of the three-way list.
Who are what did you do to get this $20 tip?
Max
Han: It’s that time of year again.
Max: I’m so jealous. I can’t believe you only get your period once a year.
Caroline: For the future, you cannot claim your weed dealer as a dependent.
Earl: I don’t know why, I’m very dependent on weed.
