So you want an obnoxious cake on a trust fund wearing an ironic t-shirt with HPV?

Max

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Caroline: Well there’s no line on this form for “downstairs eyebrow” so I’m just going to list it as “home office.”
Sophie: Yeah, well, I do work out of it.

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What, you can’t light a couple’s head on fire without it being about your ex-boyfriend?

Max

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The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.

Caroline

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My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.

Caroline

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