Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
He doesn’t want to do the cake stuff. Well, I don’t want to do the butt stuff.
Claire
So you want an obnoxious cake on a trust fund wearing an ironic t-shirt with HPV?
Max
Caroline: Well there’s no line on this form for “downstairs eyebrow” so I’m just going to list it as “home office.”
Sophie: Yeah, well, I do work out of it.
What, you can’t light a couple’s head on fire without it being about your ex-boyfriend?
Max
The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.
Caroline
My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.
Caroline
Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.
Oleg
Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.
Max
Max: I love our toilet lawn.
Caroline: It’s gross.
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan is no longer living there, the rent will get higher than Justin Bieber on a plane with his dad.
Max
Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.
Earl
Ladies, you’re wasting your time. He can’t speak and he doesn’t like girls. He’s a vegetable and a fruit.
Lester
