I started studying last night and on behalf of all white people, I would like to apologize for everything ever.

Max

You must be Caroline. You look just like the girls Max used to give wedgies to in the cafeteria

Mr. Huck

I wasn't as nervous when I rated for the results of a Hep-C test. Then again, I didn't study for that one at all.

Max

I passed! I got a B! Now my grade matches your boobs!

Max

Caroline: Max, you look so smart in that robe.
Max: Not that smart. I just found out you're supposed to wear clothes under this thing.

2 Broke Girls Quotes

You think this (clicking the fingers) is the sound that gets you service, I think that´s the sound that dries up my vagina.

Max

Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.

Max