Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Caroline: Next up, I have gas.
Max: Ah, thanks for the heads up this time.
I hear that phone has a great camera for selfies, or in your case elfies.
Max
He dropped me off first because he’s a class act, and because he had to put his pants back on.
Sophie
Caroline: Sophie, it’s nice to see you so giddy about something.
Max: Yeah, you’re like me sitting on that broken washer at the laundry mat.
All this money and I didn’t do anything. I’m one mustache away from being a Kardashian.
Max
You have a coccyx? Want to go out sometime?
Max
My gambling problem got so bad I couldn’t even afford my drug problem.
Earl
Caroline: You sleep in your bra?
Max: I have to. Last time I let them out at night they didn’t come home until 4am and couldn’t tell me where they’d been.
Max, I can’t believe it. I screwed me and the horse I rode in on.
Max
The only thing I ever graduated from was a Scared Straight program, which is why I'm not gay anymore.
Max
In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.
Caroline
Caroline: Invade your privacy? You shave your junk with the door open.
Max: So?
Caroline: To the apartment.
