2 Broke Girls Quotes
Detective: He lived alone, been dead two weeks
Max: Cats eat his face?
Caroline: Max! Can you not be so dark?
Max: Kittens eat his face?
Caroline: Max come out.
Max: If I came out, it wouldn't be for you, it would be for that hot dragon tattoo girl.
Oleg: Pickup, chicken breast, the way I know you like it with *bone in*
Caroline: We really should have a seminar about sexual harassment in the work place.
Max: Why he's already so good at it?
Caroline: You want to hug me don't you?
Max: Yea
Caroline: But you're not gonna.
Max: Yes I am. If you unzip my shirt I'm gonna be pissed! Impressed, but pissed.
I'm sorry I wasn't listening. I was staring at my new boyfriend over there. I want to make out with it!
Max
Caroline: It's the new trend. Mini stores pop up and sell stuff, and then they're gone.
Max: Trend? Drug dealers have been doing that for years!
Jeffery: And so sorry to hear about your father being a criminal and you being penniless, and all that ugliness. But it kind of karma. You are where you are now, and I'm back on top.
Max: Look Jeffrey, I know we just met, but there's no way you're a top.
Seeing you in your natural habitat is so disturbing.
Max
Max: Whoa, did you just ask me to marry you?
Caroline: You could do worse.
Do not tell me what to do. I was working here when you were still a dumpling on your father's chopstick.
Oleg
Why are we throwing fire at an oven? Is this a poor people game?
Caroline
Caroline: I thought you weren't into pets?
Max: I'm not! It's a kitten ringing a doorbell! He was trying to get in, like people.
