2 Broke Girls Quotes
Max; Maybe we should ask your doorman, insert generic Irish name here, to come help.
Caroline: I know their names: day James, night James, and black James.
Caroline: I was cooold! And she thought she knew weather patterns!
Max: Are you high?
Caroline: Well. Maybe a little
Yea that's snow when you're rich! The only snow angels you'll see this year, are the six crack addicts frozen to our stoop.
Max
So what's the plan? What are we gonna do if it does snow? You're so white, I'm worried weÃre gonna lose you.
Max
I couldn't tell when my first wife was coming, but I can sure tell when a storm is coming.
Earl
Max: Hipsters listen to?
Han: Radiohead!
Max: Homeless listen to?
Han: The voices in their head.
Han: Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
Max: Because I cannot be in the background of another Instagram photo!
I'd double-check those tights if I were you.
Caroline
Max: Whoa! Slow down, Speedracer.
Caroline: I know, I can't stop talking, what was in the stuff you gave me?
Max: I don't know, the ingredients were in Spanish.
Caroline: Well, my corazon is speeding muy rapido!
Caroline: Come on, let's get in line! I've always loved Santa World!
Max: Me too, as a David Sedaris story. Not as an actual real-life option.
All right, I'm feeling y'all! I'll bring the pie! My mother used to make the best chocolate pie. I remember one time she got so mad at this white lady she worked for, she took the chocolate pie to the bathroom... no hold on, that was from The Help.
Earl
Max: Oh let me guess, you'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool, and he'd light other people's stolen money by the fire.
Caroline: No, we'd rent out the Waldorf-Astoria ballroom to feed the homeless.
Max: Don't look at me right now.
