2 Broke Girls Quotes
Look at me gingerbread! If anything happens to him, I will staple your nutsack to that chair!
Max
Oleg: So no one can get you to come?
Sofi: Some people can get me to come, just not you.
Oleg: Hard to get, I like it.
Sofi: Oh Earl, you make me smile. I wish we had black people in Poland when I was growing up.
Earl: Too bad, we would have really enjoyed segregation and Hitler.
Caroline: Candy hearts. Here, hold out your hand, let's get our heart on.
Oleg: I'm way ahead of you.
Han: I've made a special menu for tomorrow's Valentine's Day celebration
Caroline: Han, that's so romantic
Max: Romantic and wrong. This is "When Harry Met Sally" it's :When Harry Met Salmonella"
Caroline: Look at the size of that toilet
Max: That is one big-ass toilet..... literally!
Caroline: how do you think we get to the future?
Max: uh.. Marty McFly and a Delorean.
Sophie: Stop, this is not dental school interview, this is scrubbing toilets, in or out?
Caroline: We're in, all the way.
Max: In my experience, when someone has to tell you they're all the way in, you better hope their tongue works.
Oleg: Your like someone supersized a Victoria Secret angel, I'd like to Gizelle on your bunchin.
Sophie: [hits him with magazine] Going to act like a dog, I'll treat you like a dog.
Max: Perfect!
Caroline: Perfect? This picture doesn't say "let us do you your kids birthday party" it says "We're an AC/DC tribute band that can be paid in cocaine.
Caroline: Earl, does she look like a hooker.
Earl: I don't like to judge a book by its cover. But if she was a book, she would be the kind that other books paid for sex.
Caroline: Oh my god, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
Max: She's not a hooker, she's too old. She's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
