2 Broke Girls Season 1 Quotes
Caroline: Look at the size of that toilet
Max: That is one big-ass toilet..... literally!
Caroline: how do you think we get to the future?
Max: uh.. Marty McFly and a Delorean.
Sophie: Stop, this is not dental school interview, this is scrubbing toilets, in or out?
Caroline: We're in, all the way.
Max: In my experience, when someone has to tell you they're all the way in, you better hope their tongue works.
Oleg: Your like someone supersized a Victoria Secret angel, I'd like to Gizelle on your bunchin.
Sophie: [hits him with magazine] Going to act like a dog, I'll treat you like a dog.
Max: Perfect!
Caroline: Perfect? This picture doesn't say "let us do you your kids birthday party" it says "We're an AC/DC tribute band that can be paid in cocaine.
Caroline: Earl, does she look like a hooker.
Earl: I don't like to judge a book by its cover. But if she was a book, she would be the kind that other books paid for sex.
Caroline: Oh my god, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
Max: She's not a hooker, she's too old. She's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
Detective: He lived alone, been dead two weeks
Max: Cats eat his face?
Caroline: Max! Can you not be so dark?
Max: Kittens eat his face?
Caroline: Max come out.
Max: If I came out, it wouldn't be for you, it would be for that hot dragon tattoo girl.
Oleg: Pickup, chicken breast, the way I know you like it with *bone in*
Caroline: We really should have a seminar about sexual harassment in the work place.
Max: Why he's already so good at it?
Caroline: You want to hug me don't you?
Max: Yea
Caroline: But you're not gonna.
Max: Yes I am. If you unzip my shirt I'm gonna be pissed! Impressed, but pissed.
I'm sorry I wasn't listening. I was staring at my new boyfriend over there. I want to make out with it!
Max
