Favorite 30 Rock Quotes
Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!
It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
Jack
Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.
Tracy
I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?
Tracy
Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.
Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
Tracy
[on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
Kenneth
First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!
Liz
I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.
Jack
Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!
Tracy
Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes!
Kenneth
What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
Jack
