Favorite 30 Rock Quotes
What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
Jack
[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
Tracy
I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.
Jack
Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!
Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.
Jack
Holding up one finger to get someone to be quiet? He invented that ... Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue. Okay, talk about your thing now.
Jack
Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.
Jack [to Liz]
Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!
Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
Kenneth
Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.
Liz
