Favorite 30 Rock Quotes
I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!
Jack
I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by being bad at business.
Jack
[on her dinner plans] I do! I bought an Activia microwaveable panini!
Liz
Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.
Jenna
I'm contractually obligated to pull out some bitch's weave eight more times this season.
Angie
Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.
I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot com!
Tracy
Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.
Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.
Liz
Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.
[to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?
Liz
The local station edited Will & Grace so much that it was just called Karen.
Randy
