Liz: Have you ever updated your Flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?
Jack: Oh, what now?
Liz, yelling: I'm taking hormone shots to have a baby you son of a bitch!

Are you doping, Liz Lemon? That stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.


Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.

Liz: You are not the center of the universe, Jenna.
Jenna: I am too. I'm the moon.

Colleen: My father did not kill dozens of Germans so that his daughter could die in a van.
Jack: But he wasn't even in the war.

I didn't trust that scout master. He was always wearing shorts.


Liz: Listen Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Jenna: My whole life is thunder.

As long as she's in New York, I'm doing absolutely nothing. I got the idea from watching your President Obama the last four years.


The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive...forever.


Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?


Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.


30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried because I have something the other actors don't.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality.
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh, god, Jenna! When has that ever worked?
Jenna: When has it not worked?!

Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?