30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 7: "Mazel Tov Dummies!"

Criss: If it's positive, awesome! We're having a baby. I wanna name it Frisbee. If it's negative, awesome. We're not gonna fight about the name Frisbee, and we get disco fries for breakfast, because we're sad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 6: "Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy"

Liz: Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hazel: I would slap you if I didn't think it would lead to a kiss.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I brought you back from the dead, and revived your career.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 5: "There's No I in America"

Liz: Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Shut up, Pete. There's no hope. Not for you or for this country. If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like, 'The big man won't give peace a chance, the cobblestones, cobblestones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You two can talk about America all you want. But I'm not going to listen, because there's no i or me in America.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 4: "Unwindulax"

Tracy: Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy (to Liz): Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor Mitt Romney become the 11th legitimate President of the United States.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: A room full of rich people can...change the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I needed to unite the room around a common enemy and Ed Begley Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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