30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"

Jack: Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
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Tracy: Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
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Liz: Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.
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Criss: Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.
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Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"

Jenna: Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
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Jack: Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
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Jenna: You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.
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Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
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Jack: Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.
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Tracy: From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.
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Jenna: Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
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Jack: This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
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Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
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Kenneth: Is the sky blue? Well, until tomorrow, when it will be on fire.
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Kenneth: I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven Mr. Spurlock, but on the bright side, black hell does have a juke box.
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Kenneth: I get to go to heaven and receive my reward: 72 virgin, margaritas. Hold the salt.
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Liz: I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.
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Jenna: His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.
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