30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 4: "Unwindulax"

Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 3: "Stride of Pride"

Jenna: You look like that flash card they told me means sadness.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jack: There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I'm gonna do to them what I did to my own ribs...take them out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...
 • Rating: Unrated

Cerie: Sorry Liz, I'm not even sure if they serve brunch after...the 90s.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 2: "Governor Dunston"

Liz: Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ken's mom: Do you remember that kid in school who bullied you? Well I ate that goat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I'll have my Jews on you so fast, you'll think you're an Asian girl.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ron: I'm not a professional like you or those bears at Showbiz Pizza.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Look Ken, I'm just trying to replace your dad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dunston: When did old Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Then I would have seen Criss's muscular back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Hornberger, what if we were having sex?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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