Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?

Liz

Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.

Jenna

What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?

Jenna

Mazel tov, dummies. Liz you're Jewish right?

Dennis

I coined the phrase "You wish, pal!"

Jack

Two thousand dollars Jack? I've stolen more than that from my cleaning lady's purse.

Jenna

The money I've made off your health problems has put me almost all the way through medical school.

Dr. Spaceman

My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like, "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"

Jenna
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