30 Rock

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30 Rock Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 15: "Hard Ball"

Tracy: Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!
• Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
• Rating: Unrated

Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 14: "The C Word"

Pete: Hey, can I borrow sixty bucks? I'm going to meet Frank and Lutz at Scores.
• Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
• Rating: Unrated

Lutz: Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.
• Rating: Unrated

Tracy: This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.
• Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Damn straight. I'm delightful.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: I've asked Tracy to join me at G.E. Golf tournament in Connecticut.
Liz: Was Courtney Love not available?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 13: "Up All Night"

Angie: You tell G.E. Light-Bulb-Man I want Sophie's Choice out of my suite!
• Rating: Unrated

Liz: [on the phone] Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight and I can't tell who they're from. No, no, I did read the card but it's not signed.... no, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess... well, that is just... oh, well you know what, I found the card, actually, they're from your mom, so tell your gay mom I said thanks!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tracy: Hells yes Liz Lemon. And I had plans. Me and Angie rented the penthouse at the SoHo Grand where we will drink wine and pleasure each other.
• Rating: Unrated

Bianca: Johnny, promise me you won't sell the Arby's.
Jack: I won't. I'm going to board it up, open all of the windows and let nature have at it.
• Rating: Unrated

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.
• Rating: Unrated

Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want all of our love letters.
Bianca: [laughing] Fine.
Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.
Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.
• Rating: Unrated