30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
Becca: I can't believe you don't have kids - you'd make such a great mom. You're smart, you're successful, you're grounded...
Liz: Aww, go on.
Becca: You already dress like a mom.
Liz: Aaaaand, stop.
Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'
[to Liz] Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?
Pete
[on birthdays] I don't need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, I'm often surprised.
Tracy
You shut up, mouth.
Liz
[to Tim] Love it because it has your goony face, get married, and have disposable cameras at the wedding, because it's fun and people like it.
Liz
[to Tim] Nut up right now, get a job and help raise that kid.
Liz
[on his dad] He'd show up every now and then to impregnate my mother and punch out the umpires in Little League.
Jack
Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!
Oh yes! I keep a VCR so I can watch your old football tapes.
Jonathan
If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.
Larry King
It smells like dude in here.
Elisa
