Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

North Korea, everything sunny all the time, always, good time, beach party.

Kim Jong Il

And in food news, you've had enough to eat today.

Avery

Avery: I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.
Jack: Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?

It just feels so good to have the Three Musketeers and Dot Com back together again.

Kenneth

Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.

Liz

I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.

Liz

Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

Jenna

Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.

Jack
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