30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 20: "100"

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol...the numbers are killing me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"

Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reggie: You know what your wife told me in the shower this morning? You're a good guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Oh please, don't kill me. I still haven't tried the famous seafood pizza at Sally's in New Haven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reggie: We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you, ya bald bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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