I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.

Liz

Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

Jenna

Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.

Jack

Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.

Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.

Jack

Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?

Jack

Hey hands off the jacket. It's from A'mare Stoudemire's evening wear collection.

Dennis

Jenna are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?

Dr. Spaceman

Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?

I'm still smart enough to know that I'll never do better than you Liz Lemon, cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.

Dennis

That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!

Tracy

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old

Liz

Why can't we just paint each others' toe nails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?

Paul