I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.


Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.


Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.


Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.

Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.


Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?


Hey hands off the jacket. It's from A'mare Stoudemire's evening wear collection.


Jenna are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?

Dr. Spaceman

Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?

I'm still smart enough to know that I'll never do better than you Liz Lemon, cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.


That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!


Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old


Why can't we just paint each others' toe nails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?