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There are four things I wanna do this summer, but they're roommates so it's tricky.

Dr. Spaceman

Looks like you could use a little R & R...rum and ritalin.

Dr. Spaceman

Alright. Now that the popsicle's melted we've got ourselves a tongue depressor.

Dr. Spaceman

You're the one that makes us laugh. Never go away again.

Kenneth

Don't think I won't tase you alright? I got OCD and I love doing paperwork.

Cop

Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

North Korea, everything sunny all the time, always, good time, beach party.

Kim Jong Il

And in food news, you've had enough to eat today.

Avery

Avery: I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.
Jack: Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?

It just feels so good to have the Three Musketeers and Dot Com back together again.

Kenneth

Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.

Liz
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30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack