30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"

Avery: And in food news, you've had enough to eat today.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Avery: I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.
Jack: Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It just feels so good to have the Three Musketeers and Dot Com back together again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 21: "100: Part 2"

Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: Hey hands off the jacket. It's from A'mare Stoudemire's evening wear collection.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: Jenna are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: I'm still smart enough to know that I'll never do better than you Liz Lemon, cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 20: "100"

Dennis: Whoah, you look good. You lose weight or something? Your neck, it looks looser.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: What if we had a child that was prettier than us? We'd have to leave it in a desert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: Is this just to talk? Or will you be activating my electronic underwear?
 • Rating: Unrated

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