Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.

Liz

Whoah, you look good. You lose weight or something? Your neck, it looks looser.

Dennis

What if we had a child that was prettier than us? We'd have to leave it in a desert.

Paul

Is this just to talk? Or will you be activating my electronic underwear?

Paul

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!

Tracy

I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.

Liz

Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?

Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?

Liz

The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.

Jenna

Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol...the numbers are killing me.

Hank

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Liz: And you're no better Carol. You built that bookshelf incorrectly.
Carol: I did not. I wanted the books to slide off.