Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.

Liz

Whoah, you look good. You lose weight or something? Your neck, it looks looser.

Dennis

What if we had a child that was prettier than us? We'd have to leave it in a desert.

Paul

Is this just to talk? Or will you be activating my electronic underwear?

Paul

Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!

Tracy

I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.

Liz

Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?

Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?

Liz

The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.

Jenna

Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol...the numbers are killing me.

Hank

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack

I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.

Liz