Is the sky blue? Well, until tomorrow, when it will be on fire.

Kenneth

I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven Mr. Spurlock, but on the bright side, black hell does have a juke box.

Kenneth

Kenneth: I get to go to heaven and receive my reward: 72 virgin, margaritas. Hold the salt.

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna