30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 22: "What Will Happen To the Gang Next Year?"

Jenna: I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kim Jong Il: I'm greatest waiter of all time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Avery): Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 21: "The Return of Avery Jessup"

Jenna: My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy (to Jenna): Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Avery: I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
 • Rating: Unrated

Avery: I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes. Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 20: "Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phatom Pooper"

Tracy: My love tank is empty!
 • Rating: Unrated

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