I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.


She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.


I'm greatest waiter of all time.

Kim Jong Il

Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?

Jack (as Avery)

Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.


What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?


Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.


Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.


My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.

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