Stop saying sorry. For anything. That makes you nothing. Everything is somebody else's fault from now on. Do you understand? You wanna be somebody? You wanna matter? Then you make the world wrong.

Kai

You may beat me, but you're not getting out of here without a severe, life-long limp.

Countess [to Ramona]

Honestly, I'd murder for a Coke Zero.

Cricket

Women age differently than men do. In a man, the left ventricle, the one that pumps red blood into the body gets larger, thicker as it gets older. In a woman, it shrinks. I am now more than a century old. My heart must be just a few karats at this point. There is room there for very little, so what still fits inside means more to me than ever. It means everything.

The Countess

Jude: They don't know, but I don't need the hat. I can fly without it. ONe of these days I'm going to fly my ass right outta here. Watch and see.
Kit: I don't doubt it.

Oh, honey. Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.

Countess [to Liz]

This Coven doesn't need a new Supreme. It needs a new rug.

Fiona

I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits.

Ms. Evers [to John]

Monsignor: Help me.
Dark Angel: I'm here.

Believe me, Mr. Joe, I'm not like any household help you've known. You'll never want to leave this house.

Moira

You took my power the minute I gave birth to you.

Fiona

I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit.

Misty

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance