Popular Archer Quotes
Archer: Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker.
Cyril: You have a shoemaker?
Archer: Do you not?
Archer: I'm serious, just radio Lieutenant Colonel. He can straighten this whole thing out.
Military Commander: Lieutenant Colonel who?
Archer: This is embarrassing but I thought his last name was colonel.
Lana: We're the size of a bacteria.
Dr. Sklodowska: Bacterium.
Lana: Thanks, Jill Nye.
He died doing what he loved...getting shot.
Anka: Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?
Archer: Yeah, all four minutes of it.
Think cool thoughts, like eating mint chocolate ice-cream...in your refrigerated drawer...at the morg
Lana: Did you see me holding that baby?
Gillette: Look liked Tyson holding that dove.
Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
As you can see I have wine coolers on my feet because my toe nails are popping off like pogs.
Cyril: Ever since Lana and I broke up, I take solace in food.
Archer: Well keep your chins up, all eleven of them.
Oh my god, if I possessed the capacity to be embarrassed.Rona
Wait, does Vermont have liquor stores? It has to. It sucks there.Sterling