Popular Archer Quotes
Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.
Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.
If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
Sterling: I have an El Camino.
Ron: Oh so you're all set. That will hold way more hispanics and lawn mowers.
Seriously, what is this, the Shire?Lana
You can lie, but your boner can't.
Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
That's racist. Jingoist. Whatever.
Eat a dick, jungle.
Don't yell at me, I'm not the one advocating rape and child cannibalism.
Sterling: If you don't want to see two robots smashing each other with cop cars and shit as they fight each other through the streets of Manhattan...
Krieger: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
Rip: Those could be pirates.
Sterling: Okay, well then they'll do just have to do until we find some cowboys and indians.