Popular Archer Quotes
Seriously, what is this, the Shire?Lana
Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes, I am
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them
Ron: Who the hell is going to sneak in from Canada?
Archer: Arctic wolves?
Hello, is this air boats? Yeah, hi, it's me space bot.
Malory: I think I'll start shopping my memoirs! How does the title 'Secrets & Silk' grab you?
Sterling: Tightly...by my childhood's throat.
And by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?!Kreiger
Archer: Why the hell are you crying?
Krieger: That was my van.
Pam: I was voted best milker!
Krieger: Me too!
There's enough room in the world for science and miracles.
Conway Stern: Well, you're looking good, girl. A lot curvier than I remember.
Lana: Well, I had a baby
Conway Stern: Sorry. Never mind
Lana: Never mind what?
Conway Stern: Like name it?
Lana: Did you see me holding that baby?
Gillette: Look liked Tyson holding that dove.
Why was I dressed like Hitler?