Popular Archer Quotes
Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.
You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone. Cyril.Krieger
Cyril: I'm sorry, the money is where?
Archer: Uh, in your masturbators, you idiot.
Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.Malory
Malory: Ron, take me to lunch,
Ron: It's 8:30 in the morning!
Malory: A bar then, whatever!
Somewhere in this mansion, I have to assume is a gigantic Scrooge McDuckian vault.Sterling
Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!
Ah yes. The mind can, in fact, vomit.
Lana: Have you ever heard a country song?
Archer: Uhhh...Danger Zone?
Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.Lana
I need my slightly-darker-black black suit.
Malory: Who uses Metric?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma!
Archer: Really - cause you never think of those two as having their shit together.