Archer
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Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you
Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters
I meant the pain of disappointing you would bite...alligator...ish...ly.
You know what they say - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head, there's a million more dicks.
So Gillette lands safely - I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust - and then what happens?
Malory
Ma, they done killed old Rando.
Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you!
Malory
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Are you people paid by the word!?
Malory
We've got the whole Breakfast club in here. I'm Emilio Estevez, Cyril's obviously Anthony Michael Nerd. Mother, you're Paul Gleason, Krieger's the loose cannon Judd Nelson, and Lana, you're...
Lana: You think I'm Ally Sheedy?!
Cyril: Ally Sheedy would have been WAY more likely to get pregnant in High School.
Not you, you baboon-faced-baboon.
Calderon
