Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Archer Quotes
Cherlene: Who the hell drilled my box?
Archer: So we're just done with phrasing, right, that's not a thing anymore?
Cyril: Why do we always have to share a room?
Ray: The sinister gay cabal, Cyril. You have fallen victim to the sinister gay cabal.
Apache! Helicopter! We should sell those, cause I'm rapper
Pam: Not without a bunch of garlic and some wooden stakes!
Krieger: They're clones, not vampires.
Pam: Doesn't matter to the stake!
Calm down, Colonel Panic.
Malory
Archer: In case you haven't noticed, this place is crawling with rebels.
Pam: And not the good kind you get drunk with at Myrtle Beach, and cruise the strip in the bed of their monster truck with a big rebel flag on it.
Pam: Now I feel like an asshole.
Malory: When do you not?
Pam: Almost always. I really like me!
Malory: Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
Lana: She said, suddenly oddly maternal.
Krieger: I think it's some unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature.
Kreiger clones: Yes.
Krieger: I'm home! I'm finally home!
Kreiger clones: All will be revealed...in time.
Kreiger: And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness.
(imitating Malory) Cyril, shut up and find the vehicle..meh-heh-heh...I'm a hateful shrew.
Cyril
Well, one's thing for sure. If I had to do it over, I'd be a dictator.
Cyril
