Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 2 Quotes
Ouch, my earballs.
Cheryl
My plan is to crowd source a plan.
Barry: Yours for the taking, if you are similarly mine for the taking
Lana: "Taking" as in to get this job I have to have sex with you?
Barry: Hey, those are your words. And also mine, yes.
Cheryl: Why don't you go back to Jamaica?
Pam: A) Because I got deported.
Archer: You've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once I want you to tell me the truth.
Malory: Well, people in hell want ice water.
Malory: And what? You think he wanted to mind control you into loving him?
Archer: You tell me, mother. That's your speciality!
Anka: My hands are really burning.
Archer: Woh. That's first degree frost bite. Too bad you don't have big mitteny gloves like me. I can't feel a thing in them.
Anka: Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?
Archer: Yeah, all four minutes of it.
Immigrants. Cramming their low riders full of free health care and... snow.
Malory
I'm sure I've been in worse situations... but right now I'm kind of drawing a blank.
I can't be alone. That's when she strikes like a slutty little Ninja.
Archer: I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill.
Gillette: Well, ass, it was giant shalom and I only took bronze.
Archer: So? You lost?
Gillette: I came in third.
Archer: Which is last.
Gillette: Which is third...
Archer: Last.
Gillette: In he world.
Archer: You lost. Geeze, get over it.
